Brett: What?
Jules: What country are you from?
Brett: What? What? Wh - ?
Jules: "What" ain't no country I've ever heard of. They speak English in What?
Brett: What?
Jules: English, motherf***er, do you speak it?
Brett: Yes! Yes!
Jules: Then you know what I'm sayin'!
Brett: Yes!
Jules: Describe what the Pasta Pass looks like!
Brett: What?
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er, say what one more Goddamn time!
Brett: It... it's green...
Jules: Go on...
Brett: It's plastic
Jules: Does it look like a bi*ch?
Brett: What?
Jules: [Shoots Brett in the shoulder] DOES IT LOOK LIKE A BI*CH?
Brett: No!
Jules: Then why you try to f**k it like a bi*ch?
Brett: I didn't...
Jules: Yes you did. Yes you did! You tried to f**k it. And the Pasta Pass don't like to be f***ed by anybody except Mrs. Pasta Pass.
Tonight the Olive Garden Pasta Pass featured meal was Angel Hair pasta w/ Marinara sauce, Meatballs and a Coke(which I think was diet).

The pasta was almost done right tonight so over all that made it a much better meal. The meatballs were pretty good and there was enough sauce for 100 percent coverage. Didn't drink the Coke but I don't factor that into my scores anyway so tonight I will give this meal an 8.5 out of 10.
Calories - 770
Cost tonight - $15.57
Up - $229.92
Do you know what they call a Quarter Pounder with cheese in France?
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