READ SIGN
The sign says Olive Garden.
GO EAST
You are in the middle of a large parking lot. There is nothing here so you return to the sidewalk.
GO WEST
You are at the front door of the building.
KNOCK ON DOOR
The people inside look at you quizzically.
OPEN DOOR
You open the door and enter the lobby of the building. To your north and south are doors with signs on them and to the west lies a dimly lit room.
GO NORTH
You are facing a large wooden door, there is an old metal sign attached to the door.
READ SIGN
The sign says Mens.
GO SOUTH
You are facing a large wooden door, there is an old metal sign attached to this door as well.
KNOCK ON DOOR
No one answers.
GO WEST
You enter a dimly lit room with tables and a bar at the other end of the room. TVs are playing on the north and south walls.
LOOK AT TABLES
An old couple sits at one of the tables enjoying some type of food, you can't make out what type from here. The other tables are empty but one of them has some money on it.
TAKE MONEY
As you go to pick up the money a large man grabs you by the neck and starts to twist. The last thing you hear as you die is the man cackling.
..
You wake up on the sidewalk, to the west of you there is a large building. There is a lighted sign over the building.
GO WEST
You ar...
OPEN DOOR
You op..
GOWEST
I'm sorry I don't understand.
GO WETS
I'm sorry I don't understand.
F**KING GO WEST
I'm sorry I don't understand.
GO WEST
Yo...
GO WEST
You are standing in front of a bar. A plethora of fine liquors line the wall behind the bar. The bartender has a shocked look on his face wondering why you were screaming "GO WEST" while running up to the bar.
LOOK AT LIQUOR
Bottles from the furthest reaches of the world are lined up in 3 rows.
BUY LIQUOR
You ask the barkeep for a shot of their finest liquor. He shows you the price so you take a shot of their most affordable liquor.
TALK TO BARTENDER
The bartender tells you of a magical pass that bears the holder an endless supply of pasta. He goes on to say how only a select few were chosen and they... While he is talking you have flashes of a golden pass, like you've seen it somewhere before.
USE PASS
You wave your empty hands at the bartender. He frowns at you and takes the bottle he had on the bar and puts it back on the shelf. "There will be no more liquor for you sir". You may want to check your wallet.
OPEN WALLET
A poof of dust escapes as you open the wallet. The only thing inside is a pasta pass.
TAKE OUT PASTA PASS
You pull out the pasta pass and the bartender recognizes it right away. "Oh, i'm sorry sir let me get that for you".The bartender scurries away and returns with a large bag filled with food.
You have found the pasta treasure, thank you for playing.
For the last Tuesday meal I had the Angel Hair pasta w/ Meat sauce, Chicken Fritta and a Coke.
The taste was pretty good tonight, I didn't feel like I had to force it down. That was till I ran out of the meat sauce about half way through the pasta. The chicken was a little overcooked but overall it was pretty good. I will give this meal a 6.5 out of 10.
Calories - 1100
Cost tonight - $16.07
Up - $407.19
Hello there. My name is Larry; Larry Laffer.
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